The Quest Begins...

At last, I have begun my quest to rule the Internets!

This blog will grow so powerful--so massive in scope and reach--that all will gasp in wonder. Or at least one dude will offer to produce one of my criminally under-appreciated screenplays (hey, if a hipster brat like Diablo Cody can rule the Internet, so can I). Either way, I win!

Let us now begin this journey of world domination!

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