Bull Balls

Feast your eyes on this little blurb I found about the Testicle Festival!

A Special Message From A Special Friend

Special Message Found On This Here Link!

The Quest Begins...

At last, I have begun my quest to rule the Internets!

This blog will grow so powerful--so massive in scope and reach--that all will gasp in wonder. Or at least one dude will offer to produce one of my criminally under-appreciated screenplays (hey, if a hipster brat like Diablo Cody can rule the Internet, so can I). Either way, I win!

Let us now begin this journey of world domination!

Rock Hard Abs In 30 Freaking Days!